Congratulations to Moahmed Nasheed for being elected the 4th President of the Maldives.

Chief CEO will be on vacation till 11th November, 2008

What’s next.

Chief CEO of Maramiyya Group who gazed too far into the future has panicked. Chief has immediately ordered other  CEO’s to cash out and stop investing until further notice.

“Oh, God, no. They’re sentient. Every last one of them is sentient!” referring to the 40.63% of the Maldivians.

“A harrowing glimpse of a future Maldives shaped by madness and horror” recalls the Chief CEO.

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Chief CEO has called for the Maldives Tourism Development Corporation (MTDC) to be abolished and liquidated. He said a large percentage of MTDC’s shares were being “controlled” by people.

From his parked jet a brief case with plans of a suspension bridge between the Chief CEO’s house in Male’ and his House in Hulhumale was stolen. It is believed that a presidential candidate stole it for campaign purposes.

The bridge will take 20 years to complete and 10 more years to start operation. This self financed bridge by Chief CEO and Maramiyya Group would be the largest such structure in Maldives and South Asia.

“our Singapore architects have been working on this project for sometime”, reveals Chief CEO who bought almost all the flat application forms from Maafannu avashu office.

More plans can be found here.

Chief CEO of Maramiyya Group received a warm welcome tonight by Mrs Chief CEO, acting Chief CEO, two other CEOs and a large crowd of people (including a taxi driver who like ‘lady in red’). Banners and placards welcoming Chief CEO were held by the crowd gathered in Male’ for the ceremony.

Chief CEO was on an official visit to (Uniquely) Singapore to cut some resort deals with big business men from that country and another country called Republic of China.

Chief also brought with him a very beautiful plastic bag full of chocolates, new toys and a four hello kitties for Maramiyya’s new shop ‘S.E.X‘ at Majeedimagu.

“There are too many playmates on the line. I will choose one of them as my running mate. The party will announce it at a press conference to be held later” said the Chief CEO when asked about his recent affiliation with Resort-owner’s Party (RP).

Heavy rain with thunderstorms & gusty winds of 40 – 50 mph will be experienced over the country.

We hope this will not prevent the SAFF Championship Cup trophy from being taken into the islands of the Maldives. Maramiyya Chief CEO spent over $257,000 for this mega project.

Several islands in the Maldives have called on the Chief CEO to bring a halt to the SAFF Championship Cup tour. The tour was arranged to allow everyone in Maldives to be able to see and touch the trophy that had been won by the Maldives National Football team in the SAFF Championships held in Sri Lanka.

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މަރަމިއްޔާ ގުރޫޕު ގެ ޙިއްސާދާރުންނަށް 2007 ވަނަ އަހަރުގެ ފައިދާ ދޫކުރުމާއިބެހޭ

30 ޖޫން 2008 ގައި ބޭއްވުނު 2008 ވަނަ އަހަރުގެ މަރަމިއްޔާ ގުރޫޕުގެ އަހަރީ ޢާއްމު ޖަލްސާގައި 2007 ވަނަ އަހަރުގެ ކުންފުނީގެ ފައިދާގެ ތެރެއިން ޙިއްސާދާރުންނަށް ޙިއްސާ އަކަށް -/1030ރ. ގެ މަގުން ފައިދާ ބަހަން ފާސްކުރައްވާފައިވާތީ، 1 ޖުލައި 2008 ދުވަހުން ފެށިގެން މިފައިސާ ދޫކުރަންފަށާނެ ވާހަކަ ދަންނަވަމެވެ. ހިއްސާގެ ފައިސާ ދޫކުރާނީ ރަސްމީ ބަންދުނޫން ކޮންމެ ދުވަހެއްގެ ހެނދުނު 8:00 ން ފެށިގެން މެންދުރުފަހު 2:00 ން މަރަމިއްޔާ ގުރޫޕުގެ މައިއޮފީހުންނެވެ.

ޙިއްސާގެ ފައިދާ ނަންގަވަން ވަޑައިގަންނަވާއިރު ޙިއްސާގެ ސެޓްފިކެޓާއެކު އައިޑީ ކާޑު ގެންނަވަން ވާނެއެވެ. އަދި ބަދަލުގައި މީހަކު ފޮނުއްވާނަމަ އެކަމަށް އެދި ޙިއްސާގެ ސެޓްފިކެޓާއެކު ބަދަލުގައި ފޮނުއްވާ ފަރާތުގެ ނަމާއި އެޑްރެސް އަދި ސެޓްފިކެޓް ނަންބަރު ބަޔާންކޮން ސިޓީއެއް ފޮނުއްވަން ވާނެއެވެ.

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Due to inflation, big budget and increase in oil price our company is filing for bankruptcy in Maldives, Dubai, UK and Singapore. Our lawyers who are married to the daughters of the Chief CEO say that we tried our best by hiring an internationally renown PR firm to maintain a blog. But due to recent uprisings by the employees we can no longer continue the blog or the huge company.

Meanwhile Chief CEO is on his way to Egypt to settle down in a golden palace he bought with company funds. Rest of the CEOs are to face trials for mismanagement and direct corruption.

We will officially announce our future from Dharubaaruge on the 11th -13th of July 2008.

We would like to thank all the tea buyers, tree huggers and blog readers for baring with us for the last 30 years.

Good bye.

Today happens to be everyone’s favorite Chief CEO’s birthday. Chief CEO is one year older than last year. Several famous people have been born on March 10.

On behalf of the staff at Maramiyya Group, I’d like to wish the founder and Chief CEO a very Happy Birthday.

“As founder and Chief CEO, I am throwing a massive birthday party to all of you. It is going to set a standard against which other larger-than-life fetes will always be measured” said Chief CEO

Maramiyya has made 2007 another landmark year in its 20 years of continued success.

I am proud to state that today the Corporation’s reach spans across sixteen countries in three continents – Asia, Africa & Australia. Its services are today available to over 1 billion people. This represents 217% growth compared with 2006.

Understanding the needs of our customers remains the centrepiece of the Corporation’s strategy. In line with the changing demographic profile in our areas of operation, the Corporation tailored its product offerings to meet the various needs of our customers locally and internationally.

Led by visionary leadership, the economy continues to grow at an unprecedented rate. In meeting the growing expectations of our customers inside and outside Maldives, the Corporation introduced varied products which underline Maramiyya’s strategic intent to continue creating value for its customers through innovative solutions. The Maramiya brand has become a distinctive sign of quality and leadership in the world, an achievement that stakeholders of the Corporation have worked toward and can take pride in.

As part of its strategy to become one of the world’s largest companies, the Corporation consolidated its position in Africa by increasing its investments to obtain more stocks in CanarTea in Sudan, Zantea in Tanzania, and Atlantique Tea, which has operations in seven countries in West Africa. In addition, the Corporation has entered Nigeria – one of the fastest-growing markets in Africa. Our greenfield operation in Egypt has rapidly grown in just over one year. Maramiyya in Saudi Arabia continues to grow rapidly, achieving 41% of market share in the Kingdom. These investments enabled the Corporation to strengthen its presence in one of the world’s fastest-growing markets.

As we enter a new financial year, the Corporation is well poised to fulfil the vision set for it by our shareholders: creating value for our customers and shareholders in this dynamic and exciting world of tea, both in our home market and in the international arena that we have successfully entered.

With best wishes to you all!!

Chief CEO
Chief CEO’s Office
Chief CEO’s Building
Chief CEO’s Island Resort
Maldives

Gaafu Dhaal Atoll Konotta has been acquired by Maramiyya Group International; this island was to be developed as a 225 bed tourism resort.

In Maldives where the economic wealth of the nation is in the hands of less than 1% of the population, Maramiyya Group seems to be investing an awful lot of money.

“The owners of the Island needed money, and we wanted another resort. It was a fair deal in every possible way”, said Chief CEO who declined to give away the actual figures of this transaction.

Maramiyya Group manages half of the resorts it owns. The management of the other half are leased to international hotel chains such are W Hotels, Hilton, Arab World and Kerzner Intenational. Chief CEO’s wealth will increase by quarter of a Billion Dollars with this deal, breaking his previous record.

This year marks the inaugural release of Forbes 10 Richest People in Maldives list. 

Inspirational money maker Chief CEO of Maramiyya Group compiled the list with the help of many volunteer businessmen throughout the Maldives. Chief CEO, the first Maldivian self-made tycoon who is among the world’s 100 wealthiest. 

“The goal of this list is to change the perception of what it means to be rich and show others how rich we really are. Carlos Slim Helú, Lakshmi Mittal, Warren Buffet, and Bill Gates they are all cool” said Chief CEO. 

This positive project aims to redefine richness and focus media attention on how and why the rich will get richer.

The Top Ten 

A report by Planning Commission says

A heart bypass surgery would cost a patient $6,000 in India, the same surgery would cost the person $7,894 in Thailand, $10,417 in Singapore, $23,938 in the US and $19,700 in Britain.

A heart valve replacement surgery would cost patients $10,000 in Thailand, $12,500 in Singapore, $200,000 in the US and $90,000 in Britain. In India, it would cost just $8,000. While a bone marrow transplant would cost $30,000 in India, doctors in US would charge anywhere between $250,000-400,000 while those in UK would charge $150,000. A cosmetic surgery would cost $3,500 in Thailand, $20,000 in the US and $10,000 in Britain. But in India, it costs only $2,000.

According to the American Medical Association data, a spinal fusion would cost $62,000 in the US, $5,500 in India, $7,000 in Thailand and $9,000 in Singapore.

Book published about our spectacular developments of the medical services during the past 30 years.

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Actor turned director Seezan will receive a special award from Maramiyya Group Chief CEO for his contribution to Maldivian film industry.

Chief CEO will present the award to the actor in a programme on April 19, Moomina told reporters on Tuesday night.

“Seezan has been experimenting a lot in the films he acts in as well as directing and producing. It is not fair NCA did not award him anything. When we called him to convey our decision, he readily agreed”, Chief CEO said.

Seexan and his supporters have been calling to boycott Miadhu Crystal Awards after the results of NCA award ceremony.

Maldives National Film Awards live stream powered by Maramiyya Group co-sponsored by Dhiraagu.

Archive of the live webcast will be available here soon.

In other film industry news check out the most anticipated movie in the history of anticipation The Key To The Black Box

A lot of our customers have been wondering which candidate we are supporting. Which party we are financing. We have been getting thousands of emails and our customer service number (234) is queued up with calls to obtain this information.

Which party do Maramiyya Group support?
From the beginning we have supported all the parties in this country. We want our business to be secure and we want us to be the biggest company. We cannot do this without putting the politicians in our tea bags. We have paid over 2 Million dollars to each of the parties involved in the scene. The ruling party gets more for securing and maintaing our resort and tea deals here.

Which presidential candidate do Maramiyya Group support?
We have donated large sums of money to all of them including to our current president. Some candidates are exclusively funded by us. If you need a huge sum of money from us you can just run for the president we will pay you good. We just want what is best for our share holders and our Chief CEO.

“Though we both are of the same size, it is me who is number two, and it is me who made number one the number one” said the Maramiyya Chief CEO referring to the current leader of Maldives. “We will always be behind the number one of anytime. In the past and in the future. We don’t play the game. We are the game”. Said the Chief from Singapore.

Maramiyya Homes, the new generation builder of Maldives, has announced the launch of its new project, luxury mobile apartments, in Male’.

“The first shipment of mobile homes have arrived, this will include 64 mobile homes” said the Chief CEO.

There will be 24-hour security service and centralized fresh water supply. There will be wire-free Internet connection, bio-metric entry and digital surveillance system with IP camera control, video door phone and digital cable HDTV connection in each apartment.

These mobile homes are eco-friendly with ample space, Chief CEO said in reply to questions regarding waste disposal in the multi-storeyed apartments.

“We are constructing houses for all sectors of society, including Non Residential Maldivians (NRMs) and lower class families”

Maramiyya Homes have opened offices in Male’ and Dubai. It has franchised offices in the U.K., the U.S., and Saudi Arabia.

R&D department of Maramiyya Group in collaboration with Maramiyya Films and Maramiyya Resorts are studying the formula of Romance. Here’s a summary of our initial findings.

To be launched in Maldives in April

Malé , Maldives: The national Programme for the Prevention and Control of Lifestyle Diseases (PPCLD), is being launched by the Chief CEO of Maramiyya Group to keep check and prevent the alarming rise in lifestyle diseases in Maldives and Middle East. It will be kicked off in the Maldives in April 2008. Initially the programme is being implemented in seven selected atolls across the country in the first phase.  Malé Atoll, Seenu Atoll, Fuvammulah, Faadhippolhu, Thiladhunmathi Dhekunuburi, Thiladhunmathi Uthuruburi and Felidhu Atoll are the atolls where the pilot programme is being implemented.

The programme will address the following lifestyle diseases:

• Urge to buy latest expensive mobile phones every two months
• Motorbike riding around the island every two hours
• Eating out (nasigoreng and coke) twice daily
• Everybody wants to be naked and famous using internet (Facebook & Flickr, etc)
• Shoes shopping every week
• Need to show relatives and friends person’s high status (Parties, Gifts and Bedroom sets) using borrowed money or loans.
• Watching Hollywood, Bollywood and Arabwood movies and trying to re-enact them
• Need for Speed (Sports car look-a-likes)
• BIG LCD TVs (from 15 inches to 51 inches)

The programme envisages the formation of school-level health promotion committees, comprising teachers, students and parents, which can promote nutritive lunches, health camps, talks and workshops on reducing risk factors for lifestyle diseases.

Chief CEO said, “Modification in life style requires sustained interventions. Mainstreaming the agenda of health promotion is also political”