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 Congratulations to Moahmed Nasheed for being elected the 4th President of the Maldives.

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Chief CEO of Maramiyya Group who gazed too far into the future has panicked. Chief has immediately ordered other  CEO’s to cash out and stop investing until further notice.
“Oh, God, no. They’re sentient. Every last one of them is sentient!” referring to the 40.63% of the Maldivians.
“A harrowing glimpse of a future Maldives shaped by madness [...]

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From his parked jet a brief case with plans of a suspension bridge between the Chief CEO’s house in Male’ and his House in Hulhumale was stolen. It is believed that a presidential candidate stole it for campaign purposes.
The bridge will take 20 years to complete and 10 more years to start operation. This self [...]

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Chief CEO of Maramiyya Group received a warm welcome tonight by Mrs Chief CEO, acting Chief CEO, two other CEOs and a large crowd of people (including a taxi driver who like ‘lady in red’). Banners and placards welcoming Chief CEO were held by the crowd gathered in Male’ for the ceremony.
Chief CEO was on [...]

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Heavy rain with thunderstorms & gusty winds of 40 – 50 mph will be experienced over the country.
We hope this will not prevent the SAFF Championship Cup trophy from being taken into the islands of the Maldives. Maramiyya Chief CEO spent over $257,000 for this mega project.
Several islands in the Maldives [...]

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Due to inflation, big budget and increase in oil price our company is filing for bankruptcy in Maldives, Dubai, UK and Singapore. Our lawyers who are married to the daughters of the Chief CEO say that we tried our best by hiring an internationally renown PR firm to maintain a blog. But due to recent [...]

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Today happens to be everyone’s favorite Chief CEO’s birthday. Chief CEO is one year older than last year. Several famous people have been born on March 10.
On behalf of the staff at Maramiyya Group, I’d like to wish the founder and Chief CEO a very Happy Birthday.

“As founder and Chief CEO, I am throwing a [...]

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Maramiyya has made 2007 another landmark year in its 20 years of continued success.
I am proud to state that today the Corporation’s reach spans across sixteen countries in three continents – Asia, Africa & Australia. Its services are today available to over 1 billion people. This represents 217% growth compared with 2006.
Understanding the needs of [...]

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This year marks the inaugural release of Forbes 10 Richest People in Maldives list. 
Inspirational money maker Chief CEO of Maramiyya Group compiled the list with the help of many volunteer businessmen throughout the Maldives. Chief CEO, the first Maldivian self-made tycoon who is among the world’s 100 wealthiest. 
“The goal of this list is to change [...]

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A lot of our customers have been wondering which candidate we are supporting. Which party we are financing. We have been getting thousands of emails and our customer service number (234) is queued up with calls to obtain this information.
Which party do Maramiyya Group support?
From the beginning we have supported all the parties in this [...]

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Maramiyya Homes, the new generation builder of Maldives, has announced the launch of its new project, luxury mobile apartments, in Male’.
“The first shipment of mobile homes have arrived, this will include 64 mobile homes” said the Chief CEO.
There will be 24-hour security service and centralized fresh water supply. There will be wire-free Internet connection, bio-metric [...]

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R&D department of Maramiyya Group in collaboration with Maramiyya Films and Maramiyya Resorts are studying the formula of Romance. Here’s a summary of our initial findings.

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Moomina the recently appointed PA to Chief CEO turns out to be one in a million. According to Chief CEO Moomina holds numerous likable characteristics over his previous personal assistants, including bigger breasts, longer legs, and a smaller waist.

Though her unflagging sucking up to superiors was the key to [...]

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قبل عام من الآن، حُكم على المدوِّن المصري كريم عامر بالسجن أربع سنوات بسبب “جريمة” نشر مادة على الشبكة الدولية انتقد فيها الإسلام والرئيس حسني مبارك.ففي فبراير/
شباط 2009، كان قد حُكم بالسجن على الطالب السابق في جامعة الأزهر، الذي كان في الثالثة والعشرين من العمر في ذلك الوقت مارس/آذار من العام نفسه [...]

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Maramiyya Group today cleared the ballot papers and ballot boxes for the upcoming presidential election from customs and handed them over to the Office of the Commissioner of Elections.
Maramiyya Group won the bid to supply ballot papers and ballot boxes for this year’s presidential election by competing against major publishers of Maldives and Sri Lanka.
Chief [...]

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Maramiyya Group is proud to introduce the product all you office workers have been waiting for. Yes, we have listened to all your complaints. We understand that it is very difficult to make deals with the current furniture in your offices.
Under the desk deals is what makes the world go round. At least in this [...]

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Maramiyya Group is to launch a new Parent Teacher Communication portal in the Maldives. The portal is to be developed beause the Parent Teacher Communication Book that is currently used in schools is an out of date method of communication between parents and teachers.
Speaking to Diary programme on TVM several teachers noted that the PTC [...]

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Today Maramiyya Chief CEO has won the UK National Lottery. When his 3rd secretary checked his mail, an email informing this was in Chief CEO’s inbox. Chief CEO was very surprised and jumped 3 times in the air.
Maramiyya’s India based public relation team informed the Chief CEO to dedicate the prize award to the people [...]

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Congratulations to all employees of the president of Maldives. This year all salaries were increased except for the president’s. On this occasion Maramiyya Chief CEO will be sending all employees a portrait of himself holding a pen in a position that he is on the verge of signing a great big deal.
How the pictures will [...]

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Each year after reviewing the annual reports of companies in Maldives, the government holds a ceremony to award the companies with largest capitals and biggest profits. Maramiyya has been among the top consecutively for the last 29 years and accumulated trillions of Rufiya worth of awards.
Among the awards are a large number of “Get out [...]

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