Maramiyya Group is proud to introduce the product all you office workers have been waiting for. Yes, we have listened to all your complaints. We understand that it is very difficult to make deals with the current furniture in your offices.
Under the desk deals is what makes the world go round. At least in this part of the world. So we present the UNDERDESK deal table, designed by our Singapore furniture designers with the special help from the number two adviser for the government.
This desk can be used by all levels of employees (Massakathu Meehun to Ministers and CEOs). The top is specially painted in calming and relaxing colors to make the Dealer and the Dealee feel shiny and happy while doing the deal with no guilt. It is priced at RF1899.99. And the first 100 table sellers can make a deal and get 1000 into their pockets. The price will will increase after the presidential election is over.
This product will be available starting 8th March 2008 with a the national slogan printed on the first shipment of tables.
Note: All government employees including the President, and our Chief CEO will be forced to retire at the age of 65 from year 2009.
Note 2: We called Chief CEO 3 times but he did not return back the call when this post went online.
I want to pre-order 5 desks. One for each office I work. And one for my mother.
“katu-jassa meehun, gaumuge kuri erun”
“Bidheyseennah Ihuthiraamu, Gaumuge Imaaraithakuge Kurierun”
rainbow
a double sided drawer, sliding bothways may be a better design solution.
youre not being nearly serious enough about this.
you gus are hilarious … keep ‘em coming …
@design pvt ltds.
I like the idea by design pvt ltds. double sided drawer sliding both ways. that will be neat.
Before signing the contract the ‘cut giver’ will put the ‘cut’ into the drawer from his side and close then I can open from my side to get my ‘cut’.
maybe I can modify my drawer at office.
thanks